Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Kvinna Letar efter Man
Grundläggande information
Förnamn
Amanda
Jag kan tala
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Stjärntecken
Fiskarna
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Muskulös
Min längd är
162 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Osäker
Kroppskonst
Hål… Men bara i öronen, Synlig tatuering
Mitt hår är
Mörkblont
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Hund
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Jag bor
Ensam
Hemma
Allt är lugnt
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Nej
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Den utstötta
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Religion/Spiritualitet, Läsa, Lärande, Musik, Internet, Dansa, Resor, Matlagning, Trädgårdsarbete, Volontärarbete
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Läsa en bok
Åsikter
Min religion är
Spirituell men inte religiös
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Obskyr, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentärer, Jag gillar inte TV
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Science Fiction, Dokumentärer, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Rap, Rock, Hårdrock, Eletronisk, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Industriell, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folkmusik, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Biografi, Hälsa, Historia, Humor, Instruerande, Musik, Filiosofi, Referens, Poesi, Religiös, Satir, Vetenskap
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Kvickhet, Empati, Humor, Omtänksamhet, Intelligens
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Giftermål