Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Nombre
Amanda
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Signo
Piscis
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Musculoso
Mi altura es
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas, Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es
Rubio Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Vivo en
Solo/a
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
No
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Forajido
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Religión / Espiritualidad, Leer, Aprender, Música, Internet, Bailar, Viajar, Cocinar, Jardineria, Voluntariado
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Leer un Libro
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Espiritual pero no religioso
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Oscuro, Sádico/a
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Noticias, Documentales, No me gusta la TV
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Ciencia Ficción, Documentales, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Clásica, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Biografías, Salud, Historia, Humor, Educativos, Música, Filosofía, Referencia, Poesía, Religiosos, Sátira, Ciencia
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Empatía, Humor, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Matrimonio