Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Mulher Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Primeiro Nome
Amanda
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Signo
Peixes
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Musculoso
Minha Altura:
1.63 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Divorciado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Arte no Corpo
Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s), Tatuagem Visível
Cor de Cabelo:
Loiro Escuro
Animais Que Possuo:
Cachorro
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim
Status
Nível Educacional
Alguma Faculdade
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Não
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Marginal
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Religião / Espiritualidade, Ler, Aprender, Música, Internet, Dançando, Viajar, Cozinhar, Jardinagem, Voluntariado
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Ler Um Livro
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Obscuro/a, Sadista
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Notícias, Documentários, Não Tenho Uma TV
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ficção Científica, Documentário, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rap, Rock, Metal, Eletrônica, Clássica, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Popular, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Biografia, Saúde, História, Humor, Educativo, Música, Filosofia, Referência, Poesia, Religião, Sátira, Ciência
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Espirituoso/a, Empatia, Humor, Consideração Pelos Outros, Inteligência
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Casamento