Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Donna Cerca un/una Uomo
Informazioni di base
Nome
Amanda
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Segno zodiacale
Pesci
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Muscoloso
La mia altezza è
5' 4 (1.63 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Non so
Body Art
Piercing…ma solo all'orecchio, Tatuaggio visibile
I Miei capelli sono
Biondo scuro
Ho una o più di queste
Cani
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Tutto è calmo
Fumo
No
Bevo
No
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Emarginato
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Religione/ Spiritualità, Letture, Istruzione , Musica, Internet, Ballo, Viaggi, Cucina, Giardinaggio, Volontariato
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, Leggere un libro
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Spirituale ma non religioso
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Sarcastico, Oscuro, Sadico
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Notizie, Documentari, Non mi piace la Tv
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Fantascienza, Documentari, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rap, Rock, Metal, Elettronica, Classica, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Biografie, Salute, Storia, Umorismo, Istruttivi, Musica, Filosofia, Consultazione, Poesia, Religione, Satira, Scienza
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Empatia, Umorismo, Profondità, Intelligenza
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Matrimonio