Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
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Vorname
Amanda
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
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I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Muskulös
Meine Größe ist
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Körperkunst
Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Sichtbare Tattoos
Mein Haar ist
Dunkelblond
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Hund
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Alles ist ruhig
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Nein
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Außenseiter
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Religion/Spiritualität, Lesen, Lernen, Musik, Internet, Tanzen, Reisen, Kochen, Gartenarbeit, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Ein Buch lesen
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Mysteriös, Sadistisch
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Ich habe keinen Fernseher
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Science Fiction, Dokumentation, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Klassik, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Biografie, Gesundheit, Geschichte, Humor, Anleitungen, Musik, Philosophie, Bezug, Poesie, Religiös, Satire, Wissenschaft
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Esprit, Einfühlungsvermögen, Humor, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Heirat