Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Nainen Hae A Miestä
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I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Kirjaudu
Kalat
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Lihaksikas
Pituuteni on
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Silmienvärini on
Sininen
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Ulkonäkö
Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista, Näkyvä Tatuointi
Hiukseni ovat
Tumma Blondi
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Koira
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Asun
Yksin
Kotona
Kaikki on rauhallista
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Ei
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Syrjäytynyt
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Uskonto / Hengellisyys, Lukeminen, Oppiminen, Musiikki, Internetti, Tanssiminen, Matkustaminen, Kokkaus, Puutarhanhoito, Vapaaehtoistoiminta
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Kirjan Lukeminen
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Hengellinen mutta ei uskonnollinen
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Epävarma, Sadistinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Uutiset, Dokumentit, En pidä televisiosta
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Scifi, Dokumentti, Trilleri
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Rap musiikki, Rock musiikki, Metalli, Elektroninen, Klassinen, Blues musiikki, Jazz musiikki, Teollinen, Soul musiikki, Reggae musiikki, Gospel musiikki, Folk musiikki, Punk musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Elämänkerta, Terveys, Historia, Huumori, Neuvoa antavat, Musiikki, Filosofia, Lähdeluettelo, Runous, Uskonnollinen, Satiiri, Tiede
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Nokkela, Empatia, Huumori, Ajattelevaisuus, Viisaus
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