Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.

First name

Amanda

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.

In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.

I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.

I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.

I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.

I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.

Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.

Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.

If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Reading A Book

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Documentary, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Marriage