Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Жена тражим мушкарца
Основни подаци
Име
Amanda
Говорим
Енглески
Мој опис
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Хороскопски знак
Рибе
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Мишићава
Висина
163 цм
Боја очију
Плавa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Разведен/Разведена
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Телесна обележја
Минђуша/минђуше, Тетоважа на видном месту
Боја косе
Тамно плава
Имам
Мачка
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Да
Статус
Образовни ниво
Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила
Живим
Сам(а)
Код куће
Увек је мирно
Пушим
Не
Пијем
Не
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Повучен(а)
Моја интересовања и хобији
Религија/Духовност, Читање, Учење, Музика, Интернет, Плес, Путовања, Кување, Баштованство, Волонтирање
Како замишљам провод
Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Читање
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна
Мој смисао за хумор
Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Чудан/чудна, Садистички
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Вести, Документарце, Не волим ТВ
У биоскопу увек гледам
Научну фантастику, Документарце, Трилере
Увек слушам
Реп, Рок, Метал, Електро, Класична, Блуз, Џез, Индустријска, Сол, Реге, Госпел, Народна, Панк
Увек читам
Биографије, Здравствене, Историјске, Смисао за хумор, Наставне програме, Музика, Филозофске, Референтне, Поезија, Религија, Сатире, Научне
Тражим
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Домишљатост, Саосећајност, Смисао за хумор, Брижљивост, Интелигенција
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