Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Kvinne Søker A Mann
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Amanda
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Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Muskuløs
Min høyde er
5 '4 (1,63 m)
Øynene mine er
Blå
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Usikker
Kropps kunst
Piercing ... Men bare ørene, Synlig tatovering
Mitt hår er
Mørk blond
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Hund
Villing til å flytte
Ja
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Nei
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
utstøtt
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Religion / livssyn, Lese, Lære, Musikk, Internett, Dansing, Reise, Lage mat, Hagearbeid, Frivillig arbeid
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Lese en bok
Visninger
Min religion er
Åndelig men ikke religiøs
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, obskur, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Jeg liker ikke Tv
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Science Fiction, Dokumentar, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Rap, Rock, Metall, Electro, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Industri, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folkemusikk, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Biografi, Helse, Historie, Humor, Instruksjonsvideo, Musikk, Filosofi, Referanse, Poesi, Religiøs, Satire, Vitenskap
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, Empati, Humor, Omtanksfull, Intelligens
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Ekteskap