Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
Podstawowe Informacje
Imię
Amanda
Znam Następujące Języki Obce
angielski
Widzę siebie jako osobę
I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Znak
Ryby
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Umięśniony
Mój wzrost
5' 4 (163 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Niebieski
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Rozwiedziony
Mam Dzieci
Nie
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie Jestem Pewien
Budowa Ciała
Kolczyki.. Ale Tylko w Uszach, Widoczne Tatuaże
Moje Włosy Są
Ciemny Blond
Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy
Pies
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Tak
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Studia Licencjackie
Mieszkam
Sam/Sama
W Domu
Wszystko Jest w Porządku
Jestem Palaczem
Nie
Piję Alkohol
Nie
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Wyrzutek
Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To
Religia/Duchowość, Czytanie, Uczenie Się, Muzyka, Internet, Tańczenie, Podróże, Gotowanie, Uprawianie Ogrodu, Wolontariat
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Przebywanie w Domu, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy, Czytanie Książki
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
Duchowy, Ale Nie Religijny
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Mądry, Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Ponury, Sadystyczny
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Wiadomości, Dokumentalne, Nie Lubię Oglądać Telewizji
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Fantastyka, Dokumentalne, Thrillery
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektroniczna, Klasyczna, Blues, Jazz, Industrialna, Soul, Reagge, Gospel, Folklorystyczna, Punkowa
Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po
Biograficzne, Zdrowotne, Historyczne, Poczucie Humoru, Instruktażowe, Muzyka, Filozoficzne, Religijne, Poezja, Religijne, Satyryczne, Naukowe
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Dowcipny, Empatia, Poczucie Humoru, Troskliwość, Inteligencja
Jakiego Szukasz Związku?
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