Loyal and socially awkward alpha nerd.
RoseyBohunk
Tucson, Arizona | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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I am known as a loyal, passionate, eclectic, empathetic yet brutally honest enigma full of useless information, I'm also a socially awkward, introverted, weirdo alpha nerd. If you ask me, I’m an idiot. I enjoy music, reading, etymology, dancing, critters, hiking, gardening, travel, charitable acts, anything artsy, and connecting with people who genuinely care about making a difference in the world. I’m a rockstar in the kitchen and enjoy feeding others. We are what we consume, so I choose whole organic foods and herbs over pharmaceutical anti-solutions. I prefer barre work over barbells. Most of my books are non-fiction theology/spirituality/esotericism, science, and language. I don't have cable. I’m kind of a hippy but not a pacifist.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
In a Demopublican vs Republicrat world, consider me secular. Towing the ”party line” and voting for the ”lesser of two evils” only perpetuates more of the same. Babylon is burning. My concerns are humanitarian, not political.
I am a reformed Atheist-turned-monotheist. My spiritual practice does not involve the worship of humans (dead or alive) or any other kind of idol. I am repelled from organized religion for all the obvious reasons. We can have unity without conformity. No one holds the monopoly on the grace of our creator. That being said, George Carlin’s soul likely resides in a space most commonly referred to as ”Heaven”.
I am a military veteran with a matching sense of humor. ”Thank you for your service” may trigger anecdotes about what we serve. Holding our hypocrite warpig politicians accountable is an excellent way to support our troops. The Global War on Terror (GWOT) starts at home. God bless this ‘Murcia mess.
I seek a potential life partner, not ”hookups” or dead-end casual dating.
I hope to meet the kind of guy with whom I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Ideally he would possess the following traits: Intelligent; Decisive; Creative; Kind; Active; Modest; Humble; Conscious; Spiritual; Grounded; Open-minded; Adventurous; HONEST. Honesty is non-negotiable. Chivalry doesn’t have to be dead. Perfection is not expected.
Men who desire a high-maintenance woman that regularly wears makeup and frequents nail/hair salons are not a good fit. I eat well and maintain a healthy BMI/weight, and prefer a guy who meets this criterion. “Metro****als” with overly-groomed brows/facial hair and ”dudebro gym rats” who are obsessed with gains do not interest me. Vanity is a turn-off. An active, humble, nerdy, intellectual roughneck is an attractive combination. The goal is to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without me having to do all the heavy lifting.
Any guy who makes it this far into my profile without being completely put off by my statements will have passed a preliminary bullshit screening. At the very least, we may end up as friends.
If your initial contact consists of an emoji, ”Hey sexy,” or similar, you might not get a response, especially if your profile lacks substance. I understand shyness, but at least take the time to introduce yourself so that I may make an informed decision. My descriptions are intentionally thorough. Let's not waste each other's time.
Zodie
Pești
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Musculos
Înălțimea mea este
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Divorțat(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i), Tatuaj vizibil
Părul meu este
Blond închis
Am mai multe de asta
Câine
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă)
acasă
Liniște totală
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Nu
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Izgonit
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Religie / Spiritualitate, Citire, Învățare, Muzică, Internet , Dans, Călătorii, Gătire, Grădinărit, Voluntariatul
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Citind o carte
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Spiritual dar nu religios
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Tainic, Sadic
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Știri, Documentar, Nu-mi place TV
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Științifico-fantastic, Documentar, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rap , Rock , Metal , Electronică, Clasică, Blues , Jazz , Industrială, Soul , Reggae , Gospel , Folk , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Biografie, Sănătate, Istorie, Umor, Instruire, Muzică, Filozofie, Referință, Poezie, Religie, Satiră, Știință
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Rațiune, Empatie, Umor, Grija, Inteligență
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